Imagine If animals were also on Facebook.
Their likely status are:
MOSQUITO: "I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop."
HEN:- "I just lost my menstrual Period, I think I'm pregnant."
COCKROACH:- " Hi Friends, I Just find out say BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef"
CHICKEN :- " If you don't see My status update tomorrow, it means i'm being served as Food at a nearby 'KFC', We shall meet in Heaven!"
PIG :- " Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip around say I Dirty, Na wetin concern them…nonsense!"
RAM: "Yehhh!!!!….SALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo…Please I no wan die now o"
RAT:- "Hmmmm.. These tenant no
know say I senior them for this house, Imagine….. Dem wan use trap catch me…Na today u don dey set am? I go chop this food"
SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope say people wont do sanitation to spoil my plans sha"
DOG :- " I hate Calabar people with
Passion! Chai, there is GOD Oo!"