In a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
“First of all, I thank the Almighty GOD for creating my wife and also thank my pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
“Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.”
He faced his boss direction, “I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my wedding suit.
“Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
“Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown and to my sister for lending
her shoes to my wife.
“Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
“Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help in feeding you
all. For those who were served food good luck and for those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication.”